circuitbird:

If I were a monster I would be the billions of ghosts of the passenger pigeon seeking vengeance, blocking out the sun in massive flocks so that all on earth would rot and die, and at the end of it coming to roost on your gravestones.

And I’d shit on them, too. For good measure.

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euo:




Don Nace

euo:

Don Nace

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petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

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decades of horror cinema: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, would that be scary or what
matilda: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, hell yeah, that would fuckin own

slocotion:

trip to the dentist

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